I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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