'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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