it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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