Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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