This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Randomize
