doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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