I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
So. Much. Porn.
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