...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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