i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I could make wine with my vomit
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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