Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
we should paint friendship bongs
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