every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
My vagina just recognized that song.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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