i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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