They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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