This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
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