I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
My financial advisor pointed out that 37% of my income is currently going towards "non-essential food items"
That's banker lingo for "you're an alcoholic"
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
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