i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Randomize
