My hand turned me down
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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