Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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