When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Just high enough for therapy.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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