tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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