Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I believe in your delicious
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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