doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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