Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
3 2 1 whiskey
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
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