YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
You did what with his pubic hair?
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