It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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