try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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