YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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