Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
She announced her abortion via fbk
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Randomize
