Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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