Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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