I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I need a hoe opinion
go on
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Randomize