Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Let's paint friendship bongs
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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