Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
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