There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I fill condoms, not promises.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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