Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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