Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
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