I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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