OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
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