This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
how does that bad decision feel?
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