okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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