nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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