I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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