ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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