why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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