Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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