I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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