Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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