I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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