What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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