it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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