I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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