No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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