i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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