If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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